SHEENA (1984)

a review by Evan Landon

I know what you all are thinking: topless Tanya Roberts in her “Hey Day” running around in the African jungles of Kenya, being chased by arm militia, yet protected by random African lions, tigers, rhino, zebras, & caribou is totes the sort of movie that would be on my radar. The answer is “YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!”

Look, I am going to be completely honest with you. I did not watch this movie. I just wanted to write something. As long as we are being honest, I did not feel like I needed to ever to turn on closed captioning or even raise the volume. Apparently, it was a huge box office bomb pulling in 5 million against a 25 million dollar budget. But you get to see real African animals & then Tanya Roberts gets naked & bathes.

Additional: The credits is about 5 minutes of Tanya Roberts barebacking a zebra. Yup.

1 out of 5