VILLAINOUS CINEMA
Your home for B-Movies, Cult Classics, and VHS Trash
Welcome to Villainous Cinema!
Review: Dylan Dog: Dead Of Night (2011)
After failing to capitalize as Superman, Brandon Routh gives being a leading man in a comic book movie another try, except this one is based off of an Italian comic book in this supernatural horror comedy.
Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)
Just in case you were thirsting for another TMNT adaptation, never fear! This animated superhero film take on the heroes in a half shell was released for a new generation of fans in 2023. But is nostalgia enough to hold up in this new take for kids and adults alike?
2023 Year In Review Spectacular! (w/ Kevin MacKenzie & Dinah Walker) December 27th, 2023
Villainous Cinema veteran Kevin MacKenzie is back w/ everyone's favorite den mother, Dinah Walker, to discuss movies seen or did not see during the year of 2023! It's great to be back to break in the new studio.
Review: DEAD END (2003)
Everyone, I would like to introduce my very good friend, Jackie Tracey, in her very first review for Villainous Cinema! I absolutely love her writing & deserves to be heard. She did a whole month of X-mas horror movies which is more than you have done. Check out a review of one of my faves movies, not just Xmas.
Episode 44: Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) March 21st, 2022
What's up, Villains?! We are so happy to share our thoughts on this 1995 horror comedy classic, based off one of the most popular HBO series of all time! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy
Also, pledge to patreon.com/villainouscinema for an "after hours" special <3
Episode 42: Matrix: Resurrections (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) January 12th, 2022
We are back to bring in the new year w/ our review of the fourth installment in the science fiction franchise, "The Matrix: Ressurections" Dinah Walker comes in a bout halfway thru, so if you missed her and did not think she would make an appearance, you are mistaken! Also a little problem on the back end with our sign offs, so we are aware of it. We missed you guys & happy 2022!
Review: Gretel & Hansel (2020)
I haven't done an article in a while, but since my 31 nights of Halloween movie cuts had such a great reception, I figured Fuck It! Let's roll with a weekly version of it. That being said, I would love any and all recommendations any of you guys have in the comments section below.
Episode 37: Desperate Hours (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) May 31st, 2021
Academy Award-winning actors? Check. Award-winning director? Check. So how did this one slip thru the cracks?! Let's breakdown this 1990 neo-noir action suspense remake with the only crew who knows how. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy
Episode 35: MANDY (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) May 10th, 2021
We are more than happy to share with all of you wonderful listeners & fans our review of the polarizing 2018 epic horror fantasy Nic Cage rager, "MANDY"! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy
Episode 34: Southern Comfort (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) May 2nd, 2021
Q: What do you get when you send a bunch of idiot American soldiers on manuevers in rural Louisiana swamps at the end of the Vietnam War? A: This 1981 classic bomb starring Powers Booth & Keith Carradine. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
Episode 31.5: Pinkfong & Baby Shark’s Space Adventure (w/ Abigail Walker, T. Walker, & Dinah Walker) March 20th, 2021
Hola, villains! For our very first mini-episode, we have the youngest of our Walker Clan in attendance for 2019 Korean global phenomenon sing-song nonsense that is a full length movie on Netflix about Baby Shark... We hope you all enjoy!
Episode 31: One Cut Of The Dead (w/ Saralyn Fumiko, Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) March 15th, 2021
Q: What do you get when you put a terrible director directing a zombie movie w/ both real and fake zombies? Take a trip to out to Japan w/ your fave villains to review this 2017 horror comedy!
Episode 30: In The Mouth Of Madness (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) March 8th, 2021
Take a listen to our review of this 1994 John Carpenter psychological horror classic, "In The Mouth Of Madness" movie w/ a score by both John Carpenter & The Carpenters! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy
IT'S A VILLAINOUS CINEMA SUPERHOW! Joined by some newcomers, the crew breaks down this 2009 Japanese Gorefest. Thanks to all our fans for their support and we hope you enjoy.
Review: PG: Psycho Goreman (2020)
Another amazing article written by our Patreon subscription winner, Sarah Fumiko, to accompany our latest podcast on the newest Valentine’s Day classic superhero monster horror comedy, “PG: Psycho Goreman”! What an amazing job, yet again. Take a read on anything we might have glossed over or missed. *WARNING: SPOILERS AHOY!*
Episode 27: PG: Psycho Goreman (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) February 14th, 2021
Seriously.. Who wouldn't do PG: Psycho Goreman after seeing it & not talking about it since it just came out?! We are back with our review of this 2021 sci-fi schlock horror comedy.
Again, thank you to all of our supporters. We would not have watched this without you!
Episode 25: Cabin In The Woods (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) January 25th, 2021
FACT: Before Joss Whedon made a little movie called “The Avengers”, he made a film that turned every horror movie on its head. Take a listen to our review of the 2011 self-aware horror comedy, “Cabin In The Woods”
Episode 24: Midsommar (w/ Saralyn Fumiko, Rich Cass, Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) January 18th, 2021
A ritual in the middle of Sweden? Check. Tons of mushroom tea? Check. All hands on deck for this 2019 folk horror film by Ari Aster? Def check. Have some fun listening to our review of “Midsommar”
Episode 22: Doom: Annihilation (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) January 1st, 2021
Q: How many classic science fiction movies can the sequel of a video game starring The Rock rip off before you realize that they should have stopped with one..? We question this & many other things as we bring in 2021 with our review of the 2019 sci fi action thriller sequel “Doom: Annihiliation”
Episode 21: FATMAN (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) December 25th, 2020
Merry Xmas, villains! With the year winding down (& what a terrible year it was), we decided to do an epsiode on this years newest holiday action future cult classic featuring the return of Hollywood leading man, Mel Gibson, as a gun-toting Santa Claus! As a holiday treat, we also included the after show (VC Dark). We love all you villains. Happy New Year!
Episode 20: Tremors: Shrieker Island (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) November 14th, 2020
Whilst preparing for a podcast on the orginal Tremors film, we were subjected to the latest addition to the Tremors franchise & decided this was a much better one for Villainous Cinema to cover. Check out our review of Tremors: Shrieker Island!
EPISODE 18: Guns Akimbo (w/ Sarah Paglione, Timothy Kiley, & Dinah Walker) August 21st, 2020
Q: What if some internet troll had to eat his words in a dystopian universe, was completely worthless, & his avatar was Harry Potter? Look no further than this 2020 action comedy starring Daniel Radcliffe! Bolt some 50 round pistols to your hands & take a listen to our review of “Guns Akimbo”!
EPISODE 17: Italian Spiderman (w/ Sarah Paglione, Timothy Kiley, & Dinah Walker) July 31st, 2020
What if Spiderman was a fat, cigarette smoking Italian who could disappear, fly, chop off limbs, use animals as weapons, make toy motorcycles into real ones by smashing them on the ground, bite people, throw orgies, smash heads w/ rocks, & use a mustache boomerang bomb, but what he really loves is shooting people w/ guns? Wonder no longer! Featuring Sarah Paglione of the W.E.L.P. podcast. Enjoy!
What’s up, villains?! We are back w/ a review of the 1989 horror comedy follow up to the cult classic, “C.H.U.D” is our review of this sequel that nobody asked for! Take a listen as we break down this hidden VHS Trash gem, C.H.U.D 2: Bud The Chud. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 15: Don’t Blink (w/ Timothy Kiley & Dinah Walker) June 26th, 2020
A nice cozy loft in the Colorado mountains? Check. Nobody around for mile? Check? No maids, continuity, or script? Check. Have a listen to our latest review of the 2014 indie horror film, “Don’t Blink”. Like, share, subcsribe, & enjoy!
Ever wondered what would happen if the SyFy channel used stock footage of a worldwide apocalypse w/ a flimsy script. Look no further than this cinematic marvel!
EPISODE 12: Fantasy Island (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) April 10th, 2020
Aloha, villains! What do we need to get thru these hard times? You’re right! A podcast on one of the last movies released in 2020, the Valentine’s Day classic of the remake of a TV show nobody asked for! Featuring.. the return of two of our greatest co-hosts of all time, my mom & Zachary Lamb!
EPISODE 11: The Stuff (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) March 27, 2020
What’s up, villains?! After a ten month sabbatical, host Evan Landon & co-hosts Matty Violence & Joshua Flores are back w/ a review of the Larry Cohen classic, “The Stuff”! We missed you guys, & this was the perfect one to come back to.
EPISODE 9: Waxwork 2: Lost In Time (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores)
April 20th, 2019
What’s better than Villainous Cinema reviewing the horror/comedy cult classic “Waxwork”..? Fiollowing it up w/ a review of “Waxwork 2: Lost In Time”!!! As always, thank you all so much, & like, share, subscribe, & enjoy.
EPISODE 6: Bird Box (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) January 4th 2019
Villainous Cinema cannot fight the trends in 2019, so jump on the bandwagon & take up the Bird Box challenge w/ host Evan Landon & co-hosts Matty Violence & Joshua Flores as they disect this Netflix thriller. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 5: Mother Krampus (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) December 12, 2018
Merry Xmas, villains! Host Evan Landon is back w/ co-hosts Matty Violence & Joshua Flores for a review of the very low budget, UK Xmas horror classic, “Mother Krampus” for your enjoyment. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 4: Apostle (w/ Matty Violence, Joshua Flores, & Dinah Walker) November 16th, 2018
VILLAINOUS CINEMA IS BACK!!! Host Evan Landon returns w/ special guests Matty Violence, Joshua Flores, and Dinah Walker to bring ya a review of the newest Netflix cult/horror thriller, "Apostle." Enjoy!
*Explicit language for adult(ish) humour*
EPISODE 3: Aliens: Zone Of Silence (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) February 4th, 2018
Villainous Cinema’s proud return to the air… in podcast form! This time, host Evan Landon is joined by his mother, Dinah Walker, & the always hilarious Zachary Lamb. Take a listen to the worst entry into the Alien franchise (not really, but this one is a treat)! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 2: The Killing Joke (w/ Alan Tyson & Tristan Harvey) September 9, 2016 (edited for 100.1fm WGOT in Gainesville, FL)
Villainous Cinema returns w/ the straight to video animated feature, “The Killing Joke” w/ Alan Tyson & Tristan Harvey. Take a listen as they dicuss the differences between the comic and the movie, which Batman & Joker actors are the best, and if the DC vs. Marvel argument is even relevant. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE I: Sharknado 4: The Fourth Awakens (w/ Alan Tyson & Mark Anthony) August 1st, 2016 (edited for 100.1fm WGOT in Gainesville, FL)
The first episode of Villainous Cinema back in 2016!! What do ya get when ya cross sharks, tornados, & B-movie actors on a shoestring budget on the Syfy channel for an unprecendented fourth time?! Host Evan Landon is joined by co-hosts & comedians Alan Tyson & Mark Anthony to figure this madness out.
*Currently only available on Soundcloud. Click the link!*
What’s up, Villains?! Come on in, take off yer shoes, sit down, have a drink or a smoke, cure what ails ya…
Welcome to Villainous Cinema! A show dedicated to watching B-Movies, Cult Classics, & VHS Trash so you don’t have to w/ your host, Evan Landon!
Take a gander or a look around, listen to a podcast or read an article, leave a comment, & as always..
LIKE, SHARE, SUBSCRIBE, & ENJOY!
Episode 31.5: Pinkfong & Baby Shark’s Space Adventure (w/ Abigail Walker, T. Walker, & Dinah Walker) March 20th, 2021
Hola, villains! For our very first mini-episode, we have the youngest of our Walker Clan in attendance for 2019 Korean global phenomenon sing-song nonsense that is a full length movie on Netflix about Baby Shark... We hope you all enjoy!
Episode 31: One Cut Of The Dead (w/ Saralyn Fumiko, Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) March 15th, 2021
Q: What do you get when you put a terrible director directing a zombie movie w/ both real and fake zombies? Take a trip to out to Japan w/ your fave villains to review this 2017 horror comedy!
Episode 30: In The Mouth Of Madness (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) March 8th, 2021
Take a listen to our review of this 1994 John Carpenter psychological horror classic, "In The Mouth Of Madness" movie w/ a score by both John Carpenter & The Carpenters! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy
IT'S A VILLAINOUS CINEMA SUPERHOW! Joined by some newcomers, the crew breaks down this 2009 Japanese Gorefest. Thanks to all our fans for their support and we hope you enjoy.
Review: PG: Psycho Goreman (2020)
Another amazing article written by our Patreon subscription winner, Sarah Fumiko, to accompany our latest podcast on the newest Valentine’s Day classic superhero monster horror comedy, “PG: Psycho Goreman”! What an amazing job, yet again. Take a read on anything we might have glossed over or missed. *WARNING: SPOILERS AHOY!*
Episode 27: PG: Psycho Goreman (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) February 14th, 2021
Seriously.. Who wouldn't do PG: Psycho Goreman after seeing it & not talking about it since it just came out?! We are back with our review of this 2021 sci-fi schlock horror comedy.
Again, thank you to all of our supporters. We would not have watched this without you!
Episode 25: Cabin In The Woods (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) January 25th, 2021
FACT: Before Joss Whedon made a little movie called “The Avengers”, he made a film that turned every horror movie on its head. Take a listen to our review of the 2011 self-aware horror comedy, “Cabin In The Woods”
Episode 24: Midsommar (w/ Saralyn Fumiko, Rich Cass, Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) January 18th, 2021
A ritual in the middle of Sweden? Check. Tons of mushroom tea? Check. All hands on deck for this 2019 folk horror film by Ari Aster? Def check. Have some fun listening to our review of “Midsommar”
Episode 22: Doom: Annihilation (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) January 1st, 2021
Q: How many classic science fiction movies can the sequel of a video game starring The Rock rip off before you realize that they should have stopped with one..? We question this & many other things as we bring in 2021 with our review of the 2019 sci fi action thriller sequel “Doom: Annihiliation”
Episode 21: FATMAN (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) December 25th, 2020
Merry Xmas, villains! With the year winding down (& what a terrible year it was), we decided to do an epsiode on this years newest holiday action future cult classic featuring the return of Hollywood leading man, Mel Gibson, as a gun-toting Santa Claus! As a holiday treat, we also included the after show (VC Dark). We love all you villains. Happy New Year!
Episode 20: Tremors: Shrieker Island (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) November 14th, 2020
Whilst preparing for a podcast on the orginal Tremors film, we were subjected to the latest addition to the Tremors franchise & decided this was a much better one for Villainous Cinema to cover. Check out our review of Tremors: Shrieker Island!
EPISODE 18: Guns Akimbo (w/ Sarah Paglione, Timothy Kiley, & Dinah Walker) August 21st, 2020
Q: What if some internet troll had to eat his words in a dystopian universe, was completely worthless, & his avatar was Harry Potter? Look no further than this 2020 action comedy starring Daniel Radcliffe! Bolt some 50 round pistols to your hands & take a listen to our review of “Guns Akimbo”!
EPISODE 17: Italian Spiderman (w/ Sarah Paglione, Timothy Kiley, & Dinah Walker) July 31st, 2020
What if Spiderman was a fat, cigarette smoking Italian who could disappear, fly, chop off limbs, use animals as weapons, make toy motorcycles into real ones by smashing them on the ground, bite people, throw orgies, smash heads w/ rocks, & use a mustache boomerang bomb, but what he really loves is shooting people w/ guns? Wonder no longer! Featuring Sarah Paglione of the W.E.L.P. podcast. Enjoy!
What’s up, villains?! We are back w/ a review of the 1989 horror comedy follow up to the cult classic, “C.H.U.D” is our review of this sequel that nobody asked for! Take a listen as we break down this hidden VHS Trash gem, C.H.U.D 2: Bud The Chud. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 15: Don’t Blink (w/ Timothy Kiley & Dinah Walker) June 26th, 2020
A nice cozy loft in the Colorado mountains? Check. Nobody around for mile? Check? No maids, continuity, or script? Check. Have a listen to our latest review of the 2014 indie horror film, “Don’t Blink”. Like, share, subcsribe, & enjoy!
Ever wondered what would happen if the SyFy channel used stock footage of a worldwide apocalypse w/ a flimsy script. Look no further than this cinematic marvel!
EPISODE 12: Fantasy Island (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) April 10th, 2020
Aloha, villains! What do we need to get thru these hard times? You’re right! A podcast on one of the last movies released in 2020, the Valentine’s Day classic of the remake of a TV show nobody asked for! Featuring.. the return of two of our greatest co-hosts of all time, my mom & Zachary Lamb!
EPISODE 11: The Stuff (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) March 27, 2020
What’s up, villains?! After a ten month sabbatical, host Evan Landon & co-hosts Matty Violence & Joshua Flores are back w/ a review of the Larry Cohen classic, “The Stuff”! We missed you guys, & this was the perfect one to come back to.
EPISODE 9: Waxwork 2: Lost In Time (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores)
April 20th, 2019
What’s better than Villainous Cinema reviewing the horror/comedy cult classic “Waxwork”..? Fiollowing it up w/ a review of “Waxwork 2: Lost In Time”!!! As always, thank you all so much, & like, share, subscribe, & enjoy.
EPISODE 6: Bird Box (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) January 4th 2019
Villainous Cinema cannot fight the trends in 2019, so jump on the bandwagon & take up the Bird Box challenge w/ host Evan Landon & co-hosts Matty Violence & Joshua Flores as they disect this Netflix thriller. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 5: Mother Krampus (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) December 12, 2018
Merry Xmas, villains! Host Evan Landon is back w/ co-hosts Matty Violence & Joshua Flores for a review of the very low budget, UK Xmas horror classic, “Mother Krampus” for your enjoyment. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 4: Apostle (w/ Matty Violence, Joshua Flores, & Dinah Walker) November 16th, 2018
VILLAINOUS CINEMA IS BACK!!! Host Evan Landon returns w/ special guests Matty Violence, Joshua Flores, and Dinah Walker to bring ya a review of the newest Netflix cult/horror thriller, "Apostle." Enjoy!
*Explicit language for adult(ish) humour*
EPISODE 3: Aliens: Zone Of Silence (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) February 4th, 2018
Villainous Cinema’s proud return to the air… in podcast form! This time, host Evan Landon is joined by his mother, Dinah Walker, & the always hilarious Zachary Lamb. Take a listen to the worst entry into the Alien franchise (not really, but this one is a treat)! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 2: The Killing Joke (w/ Alan Tyson & Tristan Harvey) September 9, 2016 (edited for 100.1fm WGOT in Gainesville, FL)
Villainous Cinema returns w/ the straight to video animated feature, “The Killing Joke” w/ Alan Tyson & Tristan Harvey. Take a listen as they dicuss the differences between the comic and the movie, which Batman & Joker actors are the best, and if the DC vs. Marvel argument is even relevant. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE I: Sharknado 4: The Fourth Awakens (w/ Alan Tyson & Mark Anthony) August 1st, 2016 (edited for 100.1fm WGOT in Gainesville, FL)
The first episode of Villainous Cinema back in 2016!! What do ya get when ya cross sharks, tornados, & B-movie actors on a shoestring budget on the Syfy channel for an unprecendented fourth time?! Host Evan Landon is joined by co-hosts & comedians Alan Tyson & Mark Anthony to figure this madness out.
*Currently only available on Soundcloud. Click the link!*