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Review: Alien: Romulus (2024)
Upon this entry into the “Alien” universe, Uruguayan filmmaker Fede Álvarez places a group of planetary Gen Z scavengers at the mercy of facehuggers & xenomorphs in this science fiction horror story placed decisively between the first two films.
Review: MaXXXine (2024)
Finishing up his X trilogy, Ti West places Mia Goth’s final girl “Maxine Minx” in 1985 Hollywood with the “Night Stalker” murders serving as a backdrop in this homage to the Italian giallo films of the time.
Review: PEARL (2022)
To follow up his unexpected landmark hit, “X”, Ti Law and Mia Goth shot this controversial prequel in the face of the epidemic crisis and Hollywood strikes.
Review: X (2022)
In 2022, visionary writer/director Ti West declared his space in the annals of horror greatness with this love letter to the exploitation films of the 70’s.
Review: Last Stop In Yuma County (2023)
In Fall 2023, Francis Galluppi released this crime thriller festival darling for the viewing public to consume. But was it any good?
Review: ARENA WARS (2024)
Mahal Entertainment Productions step foot in the arena with this 2024 dystopian science fiction action thriller featuring Michael Madsen and Eric Roberts.
Review: Dylan Dog: Dead Of Night (2011)
After failing to capitalize as Superman, Brandon Routh gives being a leading man in a comic book movie another try, except this one is based off of an Italian comic book in this supernatural horror comedy.
Review: GRABBERS (2012)
Do you enjoy Chthulu-style monsters on a remote island? Why, yes. I do. Would you like a lot of them running around like Gremlins? You better bet I watched this 2012 Irish creature feature comedy that was a festival darling the year it came out.
Review: LOCKOUT (2012)
Guy Pearce takes the leading role in this 2012 Luc Besson written and produced sci-fi action over-budgeted French schlockbuster that had to give back all of it’s money back after getting sued by one of horror’s biggest icons. Can you guess which one?
Review: FORTRESS (1992)
In this Stuart Gordon sci-fi action adventure, we travel into the future to the year 2017, where Christopher Lambert takes on Kurtwood Smith after fighting against a fascist government that allows only one child per family.
Review: SPECIES II (1998)
After the incredible success of the original film, Hollywood just could not help themselves but take the sequel bait in this 1998 sci-fi horror follow-up that went largely unnoticed at the box office.
Review: SPECIES (1995)
A group of scientists team up with a mercenary and an empath to track down and destroy an alien hybrid experiment before it reproduces in this sexy 1995 sci-fi horror classic.
Review: Stupid Games (2024)
In this micro budget horror flick, 3 lovely ladies invite 3 unsuspecting fellas over to play a board game with supernatural repercussions.
Review: Independence Daysaster (2013)
Is there any expiration date on a decent cash grab? This Syfy Channel mockbuster beat it’s predecessor to the punch before they could even capitalize off of a sequel nobody asked for with a knock-off nobody asked for. No, I did not make this one up.
Review: In A Violent Nature (2024)
If you think a highly-divisive, first person-style killer cannot win over a huge fanbase without being noticed, you have never seen this 2024 Sundance festival darling.
Review: ATLAS (2024)
In his almighty wisdom, long time Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson collaborator, director Brad Peyton, chose to release this Jennifer Lopez led science fiction action adventure straight to stream on Netflix.
Review: IF (2024)
No, this isn’t the Blumhouse horror movie, “Imaginary”, although John Krasinski would probably make a better horror version of this 2024 live-action/animated family comedy.
Review: CIVIL WAR (2024)
Acclaimed writer/director Alex Garland teams up with A24 Studios to present this dystopian thriller based around a future war between American citizens.
Review: The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)
In 2023, Universal Pictures released this supernatural horror film that depicts the overlooked part of Bram Stoker’s “Dracula” to exhume for the viewing public.
Review: ABIGAIL (2024)
In 2024, the world was introduced to this pint-sized vampire ballerina and no shortage of blood in this American horror film by the same team that brought you Ready or Not & the newest Scream franchise.
Review: Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)
In 2022, A24 released this progressive comedy horror film focusing on a group of wealthy millennials who find themselves at the mercy of one of them, who may or may not be a killer when one-by-one they start dying, during a hurricane party in a remote mansion.
Review: INFESTED/(Vermines) (2023)
This 2023 French creature feature is a horror flick revolving around the tenants of an apartment building who are trapped when mutated spiders spin their deadly webs destroying any hope of escape.
Review: The Crow (1994)
With all the reboots, sequels, & remakes creatively-bankrupt Hollywood is pumping out these days, I thought we should take a look at this graphic goth action classic before the remake hits theaters.
Review: IDENTITY (2003)
In 2003, this mystery crime thriller starring John Cusack and Ray Liotta premiered at number one at the international box office. Check out a review of this overlooked classic.
Review: MARLOWE (2022)
Liam Neeson returns as the leading man in a role that was meant for him. As many as he has done, does this one “cut the mustard?” This 2022 neo noir gives what it advertises, but is it enough to satisfy?
Review: THE WHALE (2022)
Brendan Fraser turns in an award-winning performance in this 2022 movie by A24 as a character study in this dysmorphic tale of whales and woe.
Review: Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023)
This movie is a prequel to a prequel to a sequel that Stephen King doesn’t even remember writing. Here are my thoughts on this horror/thriller that tamed all of the audiences last year.
Review: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (2014)
In 2012, a U.S. diplomatic console was attacked in Libya and the security force that survived to tell their account of events are front and center in this adaptation of this historical book that Michael Bay directed.
Review: HOUSE (1985)
In 1985, New World Pictures released this horror comedy that may or may not have the greatest poster art EVER!
Review: Ghost Town (2008)
Ricky Gervais makes a turn as a disillusioned dentist who sees dead people in this 2008 philosophical romantic comedy.
Review: The Passenger (2023)
In a world where nothing makes sense, a movie like this truly transcends the fog of bullshit. Check out this review of this highly overlooked film from last year.
Review: DEAD-ALIVE (braindead) (1992)
In 1992, Peter Jackson decided to make this graphic New Zealand horror comedy gem before he rose to the ranks of the world’s elite directors. Isn’t that great? Yes. Yessir, it is.
Review: CONSECRATION (2023)
On this day in 2023, Christopher Smith made this supernatural horror-thriller starring Jena Malone. I happened to catch this on Shudder, so here is my review.
Review: HAUNT (2019)
This one popped up in my Prime feed the other night, so I put it on while I was writing. How did I miss this?! Thus, my review of HAUNT.
Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)
Just in case you were thirsting for another TMNT adaptation, never fear! This animated superhero film take on the heroes in a half shell was released for a new generation of fans in 2023. But is nostalgia enough to hold up in this new take for kids and adults alike?
Review: Asteroid City (2023)
Wes Anderson is back with another eccentric American comedy-drama film, this time a retrofuturistic story focusing on the postwar craze surrounding the nuclear and alien events as both a stage and a play at the same time. But was it any good?
Top 10 Worstest Films of 2023
Welp, here we are. I guess by popular demand (bc peeps love to hear me shit on movies rather than defend them) this is top 10 worstest films I saw last year. Sorry if one of your favorites show up. Lots of low hanging fruit here.
Top 10 Bestest Films of 2023
Probably should have started doing this a long time ago. Oh well! Here is what I thought were the bestest movies of this year. Feel free to comment or complain that your favorite wasn’t on here. Happy New Years!! #2024
2023 Year In Review Spectacular! (w/ Kevin MacKenzie & Dinah Walker) December 27th, 2023
Villainous Cinema veteran Kevin MacKenzie is back w/ everyone's favorite den mother, Dinah Walker, to discuss movies seen or did not see during the year of 2023! It's great to be back to break in the new studio.
Review: Silent Night (2023)
With all of the pseudo-Xmas movies out there, why not a movie that takes aim at the very theme itself? Check out our newest review of John Woo’s return to the director’s chair in this 2023 soon to be cult classic!
Review: Fire Island (2023)
Looking for the 2022 American Rom Com of the same name? Nope! This is a 2023 horror version of the same story though. Check out my review of "Fire Island"
Review: Bringing Out The Dead (1999)
Nicolas Cage. Martin Scorsese. What could possibly go wrong?! Check out my review of this overlooked 1999 psychological drama
Review: 5 Nights at Freddy’s (2023)
A couple of weeks late, but this 2023 sleeper stole one of the biggest box office draws of the year on a shoestring budget... But was it any good?
Review: The Sadness (2021)
If you have not heard of this 2021 Tawainese body horror opus, please take warning if you have a weak stomach!
Review: COBWEB (2023)
This movie surely should have been released for Halloween next month, but how did this summer release not get noticed?
Review: Heart of Stone (2023)
Keeping up with the newly trending flicks, I decided to take on this 2023 Gal Gadot led action adventure thriller from a streaming Netflix. Does it add up to the classics of old?
REVIEW: UNSEEN (2023)
Ever feel like watching someone fumble about on an empty lot whilst talking on the phone to a complete stranger? Oh man, do we have the perfect movie for you!
Review: RONIN (1998)
Greatest cult cinematic car chase might be up for comparison in this 1998 cult classic!
Review: FALL (2022)
Isolated at the top of a 2,000 foot tower in the middle of the desert might not be the most ideal way for someone in mourning, but that is just what 2 friends find out in this 2022 survival thriller!
Review: The Dead Zone (1983)
Q: What do you get when you add Stephen King, Christopher Walker, & David Cronenberg?
A: The Dead Zone
Review: Skinamarink (2022)
What did I think about this 2022 low-budget arthouse thriller many have dubbed the scariest movie of all time? The answer might surprise you!
Review: Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
Q: Remember “Knives Out”..? Welp, they made another. Take a look at what I thought of another Knives Out Debacle
Review: The Batman (2022)
Riddle me this… how does this “The Batman” measure up to its predecessors..? Let’s find out!
Review: Who Invited Them (2022)
Had a chance to write a quickie on this 2022 psychological thriller that was on in the background whilst making dinner. YIKES!
Review: Mean Girls (2004)
I know. I have never heard of this movie either... Just kidding. Here is my review of this cult classic that became a cultural phenomenon. As the candy cane Santa say, “Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!”
Review: DEAD END (2003)
Everyone, I would like to introduce my very good friend, Jackie Tracey, in her very first review for Villainous Cinema! I absolutely love her writing & deserves to be heard. She did a whole month of X-mas horror movies which is more than you have done. Check out a review of one of my faves movies, not just Xmas.
Episode 45: Hudson Hawk (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) September 11th, 2022
Hey Villains! We are back with our ode to Bruce Willis in his first & last venture as a screen writer, the 1990 classic comedy action romp "Hudson Hawk"! We missed you guys. Like, share, subscribe, & always enjoy
Review: SHEENA (1984)
Q: How do you make a not so popular rip off of a not so popular comic book created nearly a hundred years ago? Well, look no further! Here is a review of the Tanya Roberts vehicle “Sheena”!
Review: DRIVE (2011)
I haven't written anything in a while, but decided to break my silence w a review of this 2011 indie action crime drama. Enjoy!
Episode 44: Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) March 21st, 2022
What's up, Villains?! We are so happy to share our thoughts on this 1995 horror comedy classic, based off one of the most popular HBO series of all time! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy
Also, pledge to patreon.com/villainouscinema for an "after hours" special <3
Episode 43: A Serbian Film (w/ Zachary Lamb) February 7th, 2022
Okay. We cracked, Villains. We undertook the unenvious task of reviewing this 2010 Serbian horror film of same name.. Our 43rd episode might just be our last. You broke us.
Episode 42: Matrix: Resurrections (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) January 12th, 2022
We are back to bring in the new year w/ our review of the fourth installment in the science fiction franchise, "The Matrix: Ressurections" Dinah Walker comes in a bout halfway thru, so if you missed her and did not think she would make an appearance, you are mistaken! Also a little problem on the back end with our sign offs, so we are aware of it. We missed you guys & happy 2022!
Review: Gretel & Hansel (2020)
I haven't done an article in a while, but since my 31 nights of Halloween movie cuts had such a great reception, I figured Fuck It! Let's roll with a weekly version of it. That being said, I would love any and all recommendations any of you guys have in the comments section below.
Episode 41: Strange Days (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) August 25th, 2021
Sup villains?! Hope all are well, as we tackle this 1995 science fiction James Cameron hidden gem & box office bomb, "Strange Days" Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
Episode 40: Train To Busan (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) Aug. 11th, 2021
Evan, Dinah, & Zachary discuss the 2016 worldwide phenomenom Korean zombie film, "Train To Busan" featuring a BONUS after hours podcast usually unlocked in Patreon!
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Episode 39.5 The Yummy Gummy - Search for Santa (w/ & Abigail Walker, T, & Dinah Walker) August 1st, 2021
In this episode, the Walker Family experiences the "film" that is the gummy bear movie. Brace yourself: the Gummibär is coming!
Episode 39: Six String Samurai (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) July 11th, 2021
Villainous Cinema is back with our latest review of the 1998 post-apocalyptic action comedy "Six String Samurai"! Like, share, subscribe, &, as always, enjoy!
Episode 38: Event Horizon (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) June 7, 2021
At Villainous Cinema, we have dissected one of the greatest movies of all-time; 1997's sci-fi horror classic, "Event Horizon": Director's Cut. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
Episode 37: Desperate Hours (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) May 31st, 2021
Academy Award-winning actors? Check. Award-winning director? Check. So how did this one slip thru the cracks?! Let's breakdown this 1990 neo-noir action suspense remake with the only crew who knows how. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy
Episode 36: Spacehunter: Adventures In The Forbidden Zone (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) May 17th, 2021
Sup villains! We are back again with our stellar review of this 1983 3D Science Fiction Western Adventure cult classic that somehow slipped thru the cracks. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
Episode 35: MANDY (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) May 10th, 2021
We are more than happy to share with all of you wonderful listeners & fans our review of the polarizing 2018 epic horror fantasy Nic Cage rager, "MANDY"! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy
Episode 34: Southern Comfort (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) May 2nd, 2021
Q: What do you get when you send a bunch of idiot American soldiers on manuevers in rural Louisiana swamps at the end of the Vietnam War? A: This 1981 classic bomb starring Powers Booth & Keith Carradine. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
Episode 33: DEAD HEAT (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) April 19th, 2021
What do ya get when you make a buddy cop movie with zombies & zero script? Welp... we present to you our review of the 1988 classic "Dead Heat". Enjoy!
Episode 32: HEATHERS (w/ Kevin MacKenzie, Saralyn Fumiko, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) March 22nd, 2021
Before any of those high school comedy slasher movies, there was this 1989 black comedy starring a young Wynona Ryder & Christian Slater. Take a listen to our review of "Heathers"
Episode 31.5: Pinkfong & Baby Shark’s Space Adventure (w/ Abigail Walker, T. Walker, & Dinah Walker) March 20th, 2021
Hola, villains! For our very first mini-episode, we have the youngest of our Walker Clan in attendance for 2019 Korean global phenomenon sing-song nonsense that is a full length movie on Netflix about Baby Shark... We hope you all enjoy!
Episode 31: One Cut Of The Dead (w/ Saralyn Fumiko, Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) March 15th, 2021
Q: What do you get when you put a terrible director directing a zombie movie w/ both real and fake zombies? Take a trip to out to Japan w/ your fave villains to review this 2017 horror comedy!
Review: DREDD (2012)
Sly Stallone comes noweher near this movie! Take a gander at Peach Trees thru some computerized eyes to this 2012 Sci Fi Action Opus.
Episode 30: In The Mouth Of Madness (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) March 8th, 2021
Take a listen to our review of this 1994 John Carpenter psychological horror classic, "In The Mouth Of Madness" movie w/ a score by both John Carpenter & The Carpenters! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy
IT'S A VILLAINOUS CINEMA SUPERHOW! Joined by some newcomers, the crew breaks down this 2009 Japanese Gorefest. Thanks to all our fans for their support and we hope you enjoy.
Episode 28: DRACULA 2000 (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) February 21st, 2021
Let's go ahead or even forward to the year 2000 to talk about this Wes Craven materpiece, "Dracula 2000"
Like, share, subscribe, & as always enjoy
Review: PG: Psycho Goreman (2020)
Another amazing article written by our Patreon subscription winner, Sarah Fumiko, to accompany our latest podcast on the newest Valentine’s Day classic superhero monster horror comedy, “PG: Psycho Goreman”! What an amazing job, yet again. Take a read on anything we might have glossed over or missed. *WARNING: SPOILERS AHOY!*
Episode 27: PG: Psycho Goreman (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) February 14th, 2021
Seriously.. Who wouldn't do PG: Psycho Goreman after seeing it & not talking about it since it just came out?! We are back with our review of this 2021 sci-fi schlock horror comedy.
Again, thank you to all of our supporters. We would not have watched this without you!
Episode 26: TEETH (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) February 8th, 2021
Q: Ever thought your vagine could make you a mutant X-Man..? Welp, grow up & live next to a power plant whilst we traverse the strange skies of this award-winning 2007 horror comedy. Like, share subscribe, & enjoy
Review: TEETH (2007)
To accompany our upcoming podcast, our newest article writer & recent Patreon winner, Sarah Fumiko, has written an incredible article on this 2007 award-winning American horror comedy. Check it out & let us know what you think. Cheers!
Episode 25: Cabin In The Woods (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) January 25th, 2021
FACT: Before Joss Whedon made a little movie called “The Avengers”, he made a film that turned every horror movie on its head. Take a listen to our review of the 2011 self-aware horror comedy, “Cabin In The Woods”
Episode 24: Midsommar (w/ Saralyn Fumiko, Rich Cass, Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) January 18th, 2021
A ritual in the middle of Sweden? Check. Tons of mushroom tea? Check. All hands on deck for this 2019 folk horror film by Ari Aster? Def check. Have some fun listening to our review of “Midsommar”
Episode 23: Santa Jaws (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) January 11th, 2021
You think the holiday movies are over?! We here at Villainous Cinema say "NOPE" & bring you our latest review of the 2019 Syfy holiday classic, "Santa Jaws" plus the return of Timothy Kiley!
Episode 22: Doom: Annihilation (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) January 1st, 2021
Q: How many classic science fiction movies can the sequel of a video game starring The Rock rip off before you realize that they should have stopped with one..? We question this & many other things as we bring in 2021 with our review of the 2019 sci fi action thriller sequel “Doom: Annihiliation”
Episode 21: FATMAN (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) December 25th, 2020
Merry Xmas, villains! With the year winding down (& what a terrible year it was), we decided to do an epsiode on this years newest holiday action future cult classic featuring the return of Hollywood leading man, Mel Gibson, as a gun-toting Santa Claus! As a holiday treat, we also included the after show (VC Dark). We love all you villains. Happy New Year!
Review: TMNT: Out Of The Shadows (2016)
I was bored, so I watched this sequel (as a longtime fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise) from 2016. What did I think about it...?
Episode 20: Tremors: Shrieker Island (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) November 14th, 2020
Whilst preparing for a podcast on the orginal Tremors film, we were subjected to the latest addition to the Tremors franchise & decided this was a much better one for Villainous Cinema to cover. Check out our review of Tremors: Shrieker Island!
Review: Daylight’s End (2016)
What do you get when you cross vampires, zombies, & special forces survivors in a post-apolalyptic environment? Check out our latest review of this 2016 action horror film!
Review: Ilsa, She Wolf Of The SS (1975)
Our first grindhouse review! It only took about the entire 5 years we have been doing Villainous Cinema, but the day is finally here! Check out our review of the Canadian Exploitation film, Ilsa, She Wolf Of The SS
Review: The Axiom (2018)
What’s up, villains?! Let’s get down with another film by someone nobody has ever heard of! Is it good? Great question. Check out a review of this 2018 horror/psychological gem you may or may not enjoy! But thas what we do, right..?
Review: OVERLORD (2018)
A small group of U.S. soldiers in World War 2 are charged with destroying a radio tower, but instead find bizarre experiments on humans. Check out a review of this 2018 horror/war film from producer J.J. Abrams.
Review: MANDY (2019)
"Mandy" is a horror cult classic flick from last year about Nicolas Cage avenging the death of his wife that holds homage to the drive-thru theaters that we have needed long before this year. Grab a giant axe (or chainsaw) & take a good read of a review of “Mandy”
EPISODE 19: CRAWL (w/ Timothy Kiley & Dinah Walker) September 19th, 2020
Villainous Cinema returns with a review of the 2019 Sam Raimi produced creature feature, "CRAWL"! As Floridians, we kinda consider this a comedy. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
Review: Color Out Of Space (2019)
Since we didn't have a podcast this week, I felt the need to make up for it w/ a few articles. This time, I thought I would choose another current movie you can find on the Shudder streaming service, "Color Out Of Space"
Review: HOST (2020)
Since we have all been locked down, it is really difficult to get a podcast together... Apparently, it is even more difficult to make a movie! Here is a review of the 2020 Shudder screen life original thriller, "HOST"
Review: I Was A Teenage Wereskunk (2016)
Based off the 1957 Michael Landon classic, “I Was A Teenage Werewolf”, this 2016 horror comedy spoof attempts to recreate the campy madness of the original. Find out how bad this one stunk w/ our latest article by Evan Landon.
EPISODE 18: Guns Akimbo (w/ Sarah Paglione, Timothy Kiley, & Dinah Walker) August 21st, 2020
Q: What if some internet troll had to eat his words in a dystopian universe, was completely worthless, & his avatar was Harry Potter? Look no further than this 2020 action comedy starring Daniel Radcliffe! Bolt some 50 round pistols to your hands & take a listen to our review of “Guns Akimbo”!
Review: He Never Died (2015)
Q: ever wanted an immortal, cannibalistic, biblical superhero played by Henry Rollins of Black Flag fame?! Here is my review of the 2015 horror comedy, "He Never Died" Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 17: Italian Spiderman (w/ Sarah Paglione, Timothy Kiley, & Dinah Walker) July 31st, 2020
What if Spiderman was a fat, cigarette smoking Italian who could disappear, fly, chop off limbs, use animals as weapons, make toy motorcycles into real ones by smashing them on the ground, bite people, throw orgies, smash heads w/ rocks, & use a mustache boomerang bomb, but what he really loves is shooting people w/ guns? Wonder no longer! Featuring Sarah Paglione of the W.E.L.P. podcast. Enjoy!
Review: The Bad Batch (2017)
Check out our latest review of the 2017 award-winning dystopian thriller, “The Bad Batch” starring Suki Waterhouse, Jason Mamoa, & Keanu Reeves!
Review: The Old Guard (2020)
What a wild movie! Take an introspective look at a movie that may or may not have slipped thru.. As always, share, like, subscribe, & enjoy
What’s up, villains?! We are back w/ a review of the 1989 horror comedy follow up to the cult classic, “C.H.U.D” is our review of this sequel that nobody asked for! Take a listen as we break down this hidden VHS Trash gem, C.H.U.D 2: Bud The Chud. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 15: Don’t Blink (w/ Timothy Kiley & Dinah Walker) June 26th, 2020
A nice cozy loft in the Colorado mountains? Check. Nobody around for mile? Check? No maids, continuity, or script? Check. Have a listen to our latest review of the 2014 indie horror film, “Don’t Blink”. Like, share, subcsribe, & enjoy!
Review: KNiVES OUT (2019)
Ever wanted Rian Johnson’s take on the Agatha Christie-style Who-Dun-It? Too bad! Check out this review of a nostalgic premise revitalized for a new generation.
Review: The Lighthouse (2019)
Check out my review of last year’s hidden gem of a movie that could easily be a stage play someday, “The Lighthouse”! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy.
Ever wondered what would happen if the SyFy channel used stock footage of a worldwide apocalypse w/ a flimsy script. Look no further than this cinematic marvel!
EPISODE 13: FEAST (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) April 24th, 2020
Villainous Cinema returns to bring you a review of the 2006 modern day horror classic, “FEAST”! Like, share, subscribe, & (as always) enjoy!
Review: Bloodshot (2020)
I know we are all bored & wish we could hit up the theaters, but here is the last movie I saw in the theater before all this nonsense happened! Hope you guys enjoy my review of Vin Diesel’s latest comic book franchise attempt, “Bloodshot”!
EPISODE 12: Fantasy Island (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) April 10th, 2020
Aloha, villains! What do we need to get thru these hard times? You’re right! A podcast on one of the last movies released in 2020, the Valentine’s Day classic of the remake of a TV show nobody asked for! Featuring.. the return of two of our greatest co-hosts of all time, my mom & Zachary Lamb!
Review: The Dead Don’t Die (2019)
What do you get when you get an all-star cast together for a self aware horror comedy? Find out as Evan Landon breaks down this 2019 zombie flick in this latest blog!
EPISODE 11: The Stuff (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) March 27, 2020
What’s up, villains?! After a ten month sabbatical, host Evan Landon & co-hosts Matty Violence & Joshua Flores are back w/ a review of the Larry Cohen classic, “The Stuff”! We missed you guys, & this was the perfect one to come back to.
Review: Doctor Sleep (2019)
Sup villains?! Evan Landon breaks down last year’s sleeper (see wha I did there) film, “Doctor Sleep” Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
Review: 3 From Hell (2019)
The first blog for Villainous Cinema! Rob Zombie’s cinematic trilogy of the Firefly family tapers off with this lackluster sequel.
EPISODE 10: Killer Klowns From Outer Space (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) May 17th, 2019
What’s worse than Clowns..? Killer Klowns From Outer Space!!! Join Villainous Cinema as they guide us all thru a cult horror classic in only the way villains can! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 9: Waxwork 2: Lost In Time (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores)
April 20th, 2019
What’s better than Villainous Cinema reviewing the horror/comedy cult classic “Waxwork”..? Fiollowing it up w/ a review of “Waxwork 2: Lost In Time”!!! As always, thank you all so much, & like, share, subscribe, & enjoy.
EPISODE 8: Waxwork (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) April 1st, 2019
Villainous Cinema returns w/ a review of the 80’s horror/comedy classic, “Waxwork”. Step over the rope & take a listen! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 7: Repo! The Genetic Opera (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) February 1st, 2019
Villainous Cinema reviews the 2006 rock musical, “Repo! The Genetic Opera” which in turn becomes the most musical of all the podcasts VC has ever done! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 6: Bird Box (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) January 4th 2019
Villainous Cinema cannot fight the trends in 2019, so jump on the bandwagon & take up the Bird Box challenge w/ host Evan Landon & co-hosts Matty Violence & Joshua Flores as they disect this Netflix thriller. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 5: Mother Krampus (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) December 12, 2018
Merry Xmas, villains! Host Evan Landon is back w/ co-hosts Matty Violence & Joshua Flores for a review of the very low budget, UK Xmas horror classic, “Mother Krampus” for your enjoyment. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 4: Apostle (w/ Matty Violence, Joshua Flores, & Dinah Walker) November 16th, 2018
VILLAINOUS CINEMA IS BACK!!! Host Evan Landon returns w/ special guests Matty Violence, Joshua Flores, and Dinah Walker to bring ya a review of the newest Netflix cult/horror thriller, "Apostle." Enjoy!
*Explicit language for adult(ish) humour*
EPISODE 3: Aliens: Zone Of Silence (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) February 4th, 2018
Villainous Cinema’s proud return to the air… in podcast form! This time, host Evan Landon is joined by his mother, Dinah Walker, & the always hilarious Zachary Lamb. Take a listen to the worst entry into the Alien franchise (not really, but this one is a treat)! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 2: The Killing Joke (w/ Alan Tyson & Tristan Harvey) September 9, 2016 (edited for 100.1fm WGOT in Gainesville, FL)
Villainous Cinema returns w/ the straight to video animated feature, “The Killing Joke” w/ Alan Tyson & Tristan Harvey. Take a listen as they dicuss the differences between the comic and the movie, which Batman & Joker actors are the best, and if the DC vs. Marvel argument is even relevant. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE I: Sharknado 4: The Fourth Awakens (w/ Alan Tyson & Mark Anthony) August 1st, 2016 (edited for 100.1fm WGOT in Gainesville, FL)
The first episode of Villainous Cinema back in 2016!! What do ya get when ya cross sharks, tornados, & B-movie actors on a shoestring budget on the Syfy channel for an unprecendented fourth time?! Host Evan Landon is joined by co-hosts & comedians Alan Tyson & Mark Anthony to figure this madness out.
*Currently only available on Soundcloud. Click the link!*
What’s up, Villains?! Come on in, take off yer shoes, sit down, have a drink or a smoke, cure what ails ya…
Welcome to Villainous Cinema! A show dedicated to watching B-Movies, Cult Classics, & VHS Trash so you don’t have to w/ your host, Evan Landon!
Take a gander or a look around, listen to a podcast or read an article, leave a comment, & as always..
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Episode 32: HEATHERS (w/ Kevin MacKenzie, Saralyn Fumiko, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) March 22nd, 2021
Before any of those high school comedy slasher movies, there was this 1989 black comedy starring a young Wynona Ryder & Christian Slater. Take a listen to our review of "Heathers"
Episode 31.5: Pinkfong & Baby Shark’s Space Adventure (w/ Abigail Walker, T. Walker, & Dinah Walker) March 20th, 2021
Hola, villains! For our very first mini-episode, we have the youngest of our Walker Clan in attendance for 2019 Korean global phenomenon sing-song nonsense that is a full length movie on Netflix about Baby Shark... We hope you all enjoy!
Episode 31: One Cut Of The Dead (w/ Saralyn Fumiko, Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) March 15th, 2021
Q: What do you get when you put a terrible director directing a zombie movie w/ both real and fake zombies? Take a trip to out to Japan w/ your fave villains to review this 2017 horror comedy!
Review: DREDD (2012)
Sylvester Stallone..? Yeah, not in this movie, BITCH! Take a gander at Peach Trees thru some computerized eyes to check out the newest article for Villainous Cinema!
Episode 30: In The Mouth Of Madness (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) March 8th, 2021
Take a listen to our review of this 1994 John Carpenter psychological horror classic, "In The Mouth Of Madness" movie w/ a score by both John Carpenter & The Carpenters! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy
IT'S A VILLAINOUS CINEMA SUPERHOW! Joined by some newcomers, the crew breaks down this 2009 Japanese Gorefest. Thanks to all our fans for their support and we hope you enjoy.
Episode 28: DRACULA 2000 (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) February 21st, 2021
Let's go ahead or even forward to the year 2000 to talk about this Wes Craven materpiece, "Dracula 2000"
Like, share, subscribe, & as always enjoy
Review: PG: Psycho Goreman (2020)
Another amazing article written by our Patreon subscription winner, Sarah Fumiko, to accompany our latest podcast on the newest Valentine’s Day classic superhero monster horror comedy, “PG: Psycho Goreman”! What an amazing job, yet again. Take a read on anything we might have glossed over or missed. *WARNING: SPOILERS AHOY!*
Episode 27: PG: Psycho Goreman (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) February 14th, 2021
Seriously.. Who wouldn't do PG: Psycho Goreman after seeing it & not talking about it since it just came out?! We are back with our review of this 2021 sci-fi schlock horror comedy.
Again, thank you to all of our supporters. We would not have watched this without you!
Episode 26: TEETH (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) February 8th, 2021
Q: Ever thought your vagine could make you a mutant X-Man..? Welp, grow up & live next to a power plant whilst we traverse the strange skies of this award-winning 2007 horror comedy. Like, share subscribe, & enjoy
Review: TEETH (2007)
To accompany our upcoming podcast, our newest article writer & recent Patreon winner, Sarah Fumiko, has written an incredible article on this 2007 award-winning American horror comedy. Check it out & let us know what you think. Cheers!
Episode 25: Cabin In The Woods (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) January 25th, 2021
FACT: Before Joss Whedon made a little movie called “The Avengers”, he made a film that turned every horror movie on its head. Take a listen to our review of the 2011 self-aware horror comedy, “Cabin In The Woods”
Episode 24: Midsommar (w/ Saralyn Fumiko, Rich Cass, Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) January 18th, 2021
A ritual in the middle of Sweden? Check. Tons of mushroom tea? Check. All hands on deck for this 2019 folk horror film by Ari Aster? Def check. Have some fun listening to our review of “Midsommar”
Episode 23: Santa Jaws (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) January 11th, 2021
You think the holiday movies are over?! We here at Villainous Cinema say "NOPE" & bring you our latest review of the 2019 Syfy holiday classic, "Santa Jaws" plus the return of Timothy Kiley!
Episode 22: Doom: Annihilation (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) January 1st, 2021
Q: How many classic science fiction movies can the sequel of a video game starring The Rock rip off before you realize that they should have stopped with one..? We question this & many other things as we bring in 2021 with our review of the 2019 sci fi action thriller sequel “Doom: Annihiliation”
Episode 21: FATMAN (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) December 25th, 2020
Merry Xmas, villains! With the year winding down (& what a terrible year it was), we decided to do an epsiode on this years newest holiday action future cult classic featuring the return of Hollywood leading man, Mel Gibson, as a gun-toting Santa Claus! As a holiday treat, we also included the after show (VC Dark). We love all you villains. Happy New Year!
Review: TMNT: Out Of The Shadows (2016)
I was bored, so I watched this sequel (as a longtime fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise) from 2016. What did I think about it...?
Episode 20: Tremors: Shrieker Island (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) November 14th, 2020
Whilst preparing for a podcast on the orginal Tremors film, we were subjected to the latest addition to the Tremors franchise & decided this was a much better one for Villainous Cinema to cover. Check out our review of Tremors: Shrieker Island!
Review: Daylight’s End (2016)
What do you get when you cross vampires, zombies, & special forces survivors in a post-apolalyptic environment? Check out our latest review of this 2016 action horror film!
Review: Ilsa, She Wolf Of The SS (1975)
Our first grindhouse review! It only took about the entire 5 years we have been doing Villainous Cinema, but the day is finally here! Check out our review of the Canadian Exploitation film, Ilsa, She Wolf Of The SS
Review: The Axiom (2018)
What’s up, villains?! Let’s get down with another film by someone nobody has ever heard of! Is it good? Great question. Check out a review of this 2018 horror/psychological gem you may or may not enjoy! But thas what we do, right..?
Review: OVERLORD (2018)
A small group of U.S. soldiers in World War 2 are charged with destroying a radio tower, but instead find bizarre experiments on humans. Check out a review of this 2018 horror/war film from producer J.J. Abrams.
Review: MANDY (2019)
"Mandy" is a horror cult classic flick from last year about Nicolas Cage avenging the death of his wife that holds homage to the drive-thru theaters that we have needed long before this year. Grab a giant axe (or chainsaw) & take a good read of a review of “Mandy”
EPISODE 19: CRAWL (w/ Timothy Kiley & Dinah Walker) September 19th, 2020
Villainous Cinema returns with a review of the 2019 Sam Raimi produced creature feature, "CRAWL"! As Floridians, we kinda consider this a comedy. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
Review: Color Out Of Space (2019)
Since we didn't have a podcast this week, I felt the need to make up for it w/ a few articles. This time, I thought I would choose another current movie you can find on the Shudder streaming service, "Color Out Of Space"
Review: HOST (2020)
Since we have all been locked down, it is really difficult to get a podcast together... Apparently, it is even more difficult to make a movie! Here is a review of the 2020 Shudder screen life original thriller, "HOST"
Review: I Was A Teenage Wereskunk (2016)
Based off the 1957 Michael Landon classic, “I Was A Teenage Werewolf”, this 2016 horror comedy spoof attempts to recreate the campy madness of the original. Find out how bad this one stunk w/ our latest article by Evan Landon.
EPISODE 18: Guns Akimbo (w/ Sarah Paglione, Timothy Kiley, & Dinah Walker) August 21st, 2020
Q: What if some internet troll had to eat his words in a dystopian universe, was completely worthless, & his avatar was Harry Potter? Look no further than this 2020 action comedy starring Daniel Radcliffe! Bolt some 50 round pistols to your hands & take a listen to our review of “Guns Akimbo”!
Review: He Never Died (2015)
Q: ever wanted an immortal, cannibalistic, biblical superhero played by Henry Rollins of Black Flag fame?! Here is my review of the 2015 horror comedy, "He Never Died" Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 17: Italian Spiderman (w/ Sarah Paglione, Timothy Kiley, & Dinah Walker) July 31st, 2020
What if Spiderman was a fat, cigarette smoking Italian who could disappear, fly, chop off limbs, use animals as weapons, make toy motorcycles into real ones by smashing them on the ground, bite people, throw orgies, smash heads w/ rocks, & use a mustache boomerang bomb, but what he really loves is shooting people w/ guns? Wonder no longer! Featuring Sarah Paglione of the W.E.L.P. podcast. Enjoy!
Review: The Bad Batch (2017)
Check out our latest review of the 2017 award-winning dystopian thriller, “The Bad Batch” starring Suki Waterhouse, Jason Mamoa, & Keanu Reeves!
Review: The Old Guard (2020)
What a wild movie! Take an introspective look at a movie that may or may not have slipped thru.. As always, share, like, subscribe, & enjoy
What’s up, villains?! We are back w/ a review of the 1989 horror comedy follow up to the cult classic, “C.H.U.D” is our review of this sequel that nobody asked for! Take a listen as we break down this hidden VHS Trash gem, C.H.U.D 2: Bud The Chud. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 15: Don’t Blink (w/ Timothy Kiley & Dinah Walker) June 26th, 2020
A nice cozy loft in the Colorado mountains? Check. Nobody around for mile? Check? No maids, continuity, or script? Check. Have a listen to our latest review of the 2014 indie horror film, “Don’t Blink”. Like, share, subcsribe, & enjoy!
Review: KNiVES OUT (2019)
Ever wanted Rian Johnson’s take on the Agatha Christie-style Who-Dun-It? Too bad! Check out this review of a nostalgic premise revitalized for a new generation.
Review: The Lighthouse (2019)
Check out my review of last year’s hidden gem of a movie that could easily be a stage play someday, “The Lighthouse”! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy.
Ever wondered what would happen if the SyFy channel used stock footage of a worldwide apocalypse w/ a flimsy script. Look no further than this cinematic marvel!
EPISODE 13: FEAST (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) April 24th, 2020
Villainous Cinema returns to bring you a review of the 2006 modern day horror classic, “FEAST”! Like, share, subscribe, & (as always) enjoy!
Review: Bloodshot (2020)
I know we are all bored & wish we could hit up the theaters, but here is the last movie I saw in the theater before all this nonsense happened! Hope you guys enjoy my review of Vin Diesel’s latest comic book franchise attempt, “Bloodshot”!
EPISODE 12: Fantasy Island (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) April 10th, 2020
Aloha, villains! What do we need to get thru these hard times? You’re right! A podcast on one of the last movies released in 2020, the Valentine’s Day classic of the remake of a TV show nobody asked for! Featuring.. the return of two of our greatest co-hosts of all time, my mom & Zachary Lamb!
Review: The Dead Don’t Die (2019)
What do you get when you get an all-star cast together for a self aware horror comedy? Find out as Evan Landon breaks down this 2019 zombie flick in this latest blog!
EPISODE 11: The Stuff (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) March 27, 2020
What’s up, villains?! After a ten month sabbatical, host Evan Landon & co-hosts Matty Violence & Joshua Flores are back w/ a review of the Larry Cohen classic, “The Stuff”! We missed you guys, & this was the perfect one to come back to.
Review: Doctor Sleep (2019)
Sup villains?! Evan Landon breaks down last year’s sleeper (see wha I did there) film, “Doctor Sleep” Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
Review: Girl On The Third Floor (2019)
What do you get when you cast a professional wrestler & a director who wants to make an Evil Dead movie? No, it’s not a joke. Well, maybe. Check it out. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
Review: 3 From Hell (2019)
The first blog for Villainous Cinema! Rob Zombie’s cinematic trilogy of the Firefly family tapers off with this lackluster sequel.
EPISODE 10: Killer Klowns From Outer Space (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) May 17th, 2019
What’s worse than Clowns..? Killer Klowns From Outer Space!!! Join Villainous Cinema as they guide us all thru a cult horror classic in only the way villains can! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 9: Waxwork 2: Lost In Time (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores)
April 20th, 2019
What’s better than Villainous Cinema reviewing the horror/comedy cult classic “Waxwork”..? Fiollowing it up w/ a review of “Waxwork 2: Lost In Time”!!! As always, thank you all so much, & like, share, subscribe, & enjoy.
EPISODE 8: Waxwork (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) April 1st, 2019
Villainous Cinema returns w/ a review of the 80’s horror/comedy classic, “Waxwork”. Step over the rope & take a listen! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 7: Repo! The Genetic Opera (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) February 1st, 2019
Villainous Cinema reviews the 2006 rock musical, “Repo! The Genetic Opera” which in turn becomes the most musical of all the podcasts VC has ever done! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 6: Bird Box (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) January 4th 2019
Villainous Cinema cannot fight the trends in 2019, so jump on the bandwagon & take up the Bird Box challenge w/ host Evan Landon & co-hosts Matty Violence & Joshua Flores as they disect this Netflix thriller. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 5: Mother Krampus (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) December 12, 2018
Merry Xmas, villains! Host Evan Landon is back w/ co-hosts Matty Violence & Joshua Flores for a review of the very low budget, UK Xmas horror classic, “Mother Krampus” for your enjoyment. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 4: Apostle (w/ Matty Violence, Joshua Flores, & Dinah Walker) November 16th, 2018
VILLAINOUS CINEMA IS BACK!!! Host Evan Landon returns w/ special guests Matty Violence, Joshua Flores, and Dinah Walker to bring ya a review of the newest Netflix cult/horror thriller, "Apostle." Enjoy!
*Explicit language for adult(ish) humour*
EPISODE 3: Aliens: Zone Of Silence (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) February 4th, 2018
Villainous Cinema’s proud return to the air… in podcast form! This time, host Evan Landon is joined by his mother, Dinah Walker, & the always hilarious Zachary Lamb. Take a listen to the worst entry into the Alien franchise (not really, but this one is a treat)! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 2: The Killing Joke (w/ Alan Tyson & Tristan Harvey) September 9, 2016 (edited for 100.1fm WGOT in Gainesville, FL)
Villainous Cinema returns w/ the straight to video animated feature, “The Killing Joke” w/ Alan Tyson & Tristan Harvey. Take a listen as they dicuss the differences between the comic and the movie, which Batman & Joker actors are the best, and if the DC vs. Marvel argument is even relevant. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE I: Sharknado 4: The Fourth Awakens (w/ Alan Tyson & Mark Anthony) August 1st, 2016 (edited for 100.1fm WGOT in Gainesville, FL)
The first episode of Villainous Cinema back in 2016!! What do ya get when ya cross sharks, tornados, & B-movie actors on a shoestring budget on the Syfy channel for an unprecendented fourth time?! Host Evan Landon is joined by co-hosts & comedians Alan Tyson & Mark Anthony to figure this madness out.
*Currently only available on Soundcloud. Click the link!*